Mexican Rodeo

The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.

Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?

Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.

He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.

by Meme Dealer9001 March 20, 2022

Mexicans

literal GODS

the HIGHEST form of being

Jessiga: omg why does karl look so godly
Craig: hes Mexican obviously
Jessiga: omg how did i not notice that he was one of the godly Mexicans

by honorary Mexican April 5, 2022

mexican popcorn

A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels

“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”

friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”

*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*

by footlongdick April 24, 2022

Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.

Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!

by oltigod June 18, 2022

Mexican meat shank

A Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.

I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.

by geusbshsown January 18, 2023

Mexican Tummy Tuck

A process by which a drug trafficker swallows large quantity of illicit substances in plastic baggie or balloon for the sole purpose to transport the substances across borders for the purposes of consumption or sale.

Me and 4 buddies are heading to Mexico for that sweet Mexican Tummy Tuck.

by Chairman March 8, 2023

Mexican Greaser

The greasy sweat developed on the penis, anus and/or vagina of a Mexican after hard labour in the summer heat.

José: Did you bring the lube, amigo?
Mateo: No way, José. I just finished a 12 hour shift at my construction job. There is no need for lube when I can be the Mexican greaser this time.

by Liverslapper July 3, 2023