Max

Not very good at things, specifically throwing sharp objects at wood. Speaking of wood max is super good at accounting and loves boobs(man). A max will never fail to make you smile - as long as he is not the type to peak in your window, watch out for those Maxs. If you get a good max you will feel equally appreciated and bullied, the best of both.

Hey is that Max?

Yeah close your window.

No not that Max the cool funny one

Oh sick man I’ll take one of those

Yeah.

by Livelaughlove1268 January 26, 2023

Max

Too stinky for his own good. He would instead make out with a rat than with his cousin. Has a great fear of an alligator biting his toes. Thinks he's big but really only has one ball.

Wow that max really only has one ball.

by Rampaging pedoodily July 2, 2022

max reynolds

9th place

Damn number nine just Max Reynolds tho.

by buttslut12 April 8, 2018

Max

Absolute force and unit able to take out anything/anyone. Dives head first into anything---you don't want to get in the way of a Max. Caught a body and ended a school rally once.

"You just got maxed." "He just maxed a girl and ended the whole rally."

by Hermen123 May 30, 2019

V-Max

Short for Top Speed or Max Speed

Jaguar I Pace have a V-Max of 125 Mph

by ls500fan May 17, 2022

max stone

One who gets butt fucked by oily men

Flem dog ran an anal train on max stone for like an hour while lemler held him down

by Mac and cheese master August 14, 2016

Max

Bubbles

Max is always on surface

by Fuckthismech December 14, 2021