Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.
Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world
by Hernerbernerner May 07, 2018
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Magic Scrub

A Dark Souls player, so noob he needs to use magic for winning. Then tend to have self esteem problems and social insecurity.
Delfador is a noob Magic Scrub because he max intelligence.
by DigiAB November 18, 2016
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Deep Magic

To control something by directly manipulating the fundamental mechanism rather than the surface ‘presentation’ layer.

Originates from computer programmers who solved coding problems by editing the deeper construct languages and parameters.
‘How does brainwashing work’

‘Well we use a bit of deep magic, by applying a laser directly to the neurons intracranial, we can implant thoughts into the subjects mind’
by HoldenCash November 24, 2021
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Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery
How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks
by Dudley durite September 07, 2018
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stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016
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stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016
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Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.
My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.
by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018
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