Magic Web

This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.

Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"

by Xitri the Guru June 6, 2021

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

Magical Forrest

Noun, a full set of pubic hairs or pubes often very long and not well kept. a Magical Forrest has only one native specie, the bush. but can become infected with, many invasive species such as crabs and other STI's.

"Hey Jim how do I get to the magical Forrest?"

Jim:" You just follow the Happy Trail"

by Stanky Dragon December 31, 2011

Magic Mahdir

The guy that gives hopes and stalks you in your dream. Also he knows magic that can kill mankind.

I need Magic Mahdir

by [e-mail] May 17, 2018

Magic Kitten

A Series Of Books Written By Sue Bentley Starring A Magic Young White Lion Named Flame Who Disguises Into A Kitten To Keep Himself Hidden From His Evil Uncle Ebony.

Abbey's Mom: What Are You Reading, Abbey?
Abbey: Just A Magic Kitten Book.

by Handle Here June 18, 2018

magic vimto

take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.

Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.

"magic vimto, anyone?"

by Al February 5, 2005

magical connection

the connection betweens lovers to express extreme liking. and or explanation why they are compatible

Ian- Why do I like you so much?
Jazmine- Its just the magical connection.

by sexybuns December 11, 2007