"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023
Get the Mac Salmonmug. by Mac dwaddy February 1, 2024
Get the Mac hoodiemug. by Undermen December 15, 2021
Get the Big Macmug. The act of offering up unwanted hot food in group settings to ravenous yet dirty individuals, such as a campfire or hobo camp.
Le Cook: Got enough for a Mac n' Cheese come around! Who wants some of my saucy cheese noodles?!
All: Dope!
All: Dope!
by Grossham October 15, 2015
Get the Mac n' Cheese Come Aroundmug. A professional Mac daddy is different from a traditional Mac daddy in the sense that he is more successful (in the context of both financial and sexual) than an average Mac daddy, a Mac daddy’s being more successful than an average Pimp.
A professional Mac daddy’s are also frequently small business owners. Owning establishment such as nightclubs and brothels.
One final thing a note is that with professional Mac Daddies is that womanizing has almost been completely eliminated. Mac’s will Prefer to Pimp slap People who hurt their “Ladies” rather than Pimp Slap their own “Ladies.”
A professional Mac daddy’s are also frequently small business owners. Owning establishment such as nightclubs and brothels.
One final thing a note is that with professional Mac Daddies is that womanizing has almost been completely eliminated. Mac’s will Prefer to Pimp slap People who hurt their “Ladies” rather than Pimp Slap their own “Ladies.”
Mac: Now Listen Mama, I ain’t no pimp, can you dig it? I’m a Professional Mac Daddy, a Lover Man, ain’t you worry ‘bout a damn thing!
Mama: Lover Man? Well how about you open up a bottle of Wine and I’ll see for myself.
Mac: Easy Now, I’ll open us up some of that Chateau d'Yquem, but first, let me “Play the Blues For You.”
Mama: Lover Man? Well how about you open up a bottle of Wine and I’ll see for myself.
Mac: Easy Now, I’ll open us up some of that Chateau d'Yquem, but first, let me “Play the Blues For You.”
by Odaman89 July 14, 2025
Get the Professional Mac Daddymug. A seller of Apple devices, of all products Apple.
In the theme of a peddler of goods.
The layman's term for a 'Mac Purveyor'
In the theme of a peddler of goods.
The layman's term for a 'Mac Purveyor'
"My mate Jamie, the General XL, is a complete Mac Peddler"
"Your no Mac Purveyor, your just a Mac Peddler"
"Your no Mac Purveyor, your just a Mac Peddler"
by TheGentlemensAppleSeller November 26, 2013
Get the Mac Peddlermug. by KWhitson April 6, 2011
Get the not a do, mac-a-roomug.