Hanging Slightly to the Left

When your Genitalia, mainly males, is hanging to the left.
Also, recognized with homosexuality. Usually said sarcastically with male friends.

John: Hey man, How's it hanging?
Erick: Hanging slightly to the left! Like always!

by ProfessorPoop November 30, 2011

lefthandedheart

an awesome band .. andrew, john, patrick, danny, charlie. hometown of halifax, nova scotia, canada.

"i love lefthandedheart with all my being"

by miranda April 23, 2005

bus left

Used in referring to loss of an alcohol or drug buzz/high. Meaning: the buzz is gone.

My bus left me high and dry, hand me another.
The bus just left the building.
My bus just crashed.
I just missed the bus.

by AngieC October 16, 2005

left coast lurker

a weird person who has Jekyl and Hyde tendencies

Suddenly he got real angry, he turned into a real left coast lurker

by stefkova November 6, 2007

Left parter

Refers to a person who parts their hair on the left. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the left side of the brain, which is the logical, rational side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more standard and acceptable. Often can be accused of being unemotional and too masculine.

She's a left parter - no wonder she rules with an iron thumb.

by talismancat December 15, 2008

left door law

business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)

-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??

i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!

shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!

the left door law is applied at our business!

i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!

by michael foolsley December 24, 2010

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011