dennis loomer

a heroic mountain troll that exists to spread joy and obesity.
An iconic being to ever encounter.

you're such a dennis loomer for cleaning my throw-up that i've fallen in love with you and now we will be happily ever after with 12 kids and a happy meal for breakfast every day

by nickgursiffyuh December 11, 2023

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It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025

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Jesus’s most prominent disciple Noel

Crown casinos finest dealer, the “no looker” method merely adopted by lesser dealers results in profits 100% of the time. His feats include as follows;

Rolling 4 1s in 10 rolls
Rolling a double green zero on the first play of the night (guaranteed mood setter)
Being BALD

“Hey mate are we going to the casino this weekend?”
I don’t know …
“No looker Noel is running the tables”
I’ll be there in 5

by The core lord August 10, 2025

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Yearbook Looker

One or many that looks at a yearbook for a long period of time.

Jackson was in class and was being a “yearbook looker” and was quite annoying by it.

by KingKato September 24, 2025

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Belt Looper

The opposite of a panty dropper. Someone who is so ugly, gross, or unattractive that instead of, their looks being so appealing it makes you want to drop your drawers (underwear), it makes you want to pull up your pants and start putting your belt through the loops.

That belt looper makes me think about becoming abstinent.

by anonymous December 2, 2025

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