A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021
Get the Logans roadhousemug. by coolilkid2134 September 30, 2021
Get the logan lordmug. he is a lover boy and will loves his girl forever, he tends to go for the fat girls named Laura, he loves her with all his heart and gives her birthday sex every year
by Mdndbdjdjx November 21, 2023
Get the Loganmug. by TorontoToeTickler September 27, 2021
Get the Loganmug. Logan is a typical day to day asshole he is so full of himself and thinks everything is hilarious when it’s really not he is aggressive and annoying and gets mad easily
by Loganisanassbitch June 22, 2018
Get the Loganmug. by Bigdaddyd1ck May 17, 2022
Get the Logan Smithmug. 