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jordan Stewie

a guy who is a rapist and likes to use other girls and fuck them in the closet
Jordan Stewie likes to use Maia everyday !
by all doo March 25, 2011
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Jordan Hinson

One of the Stars on SyFy Channel's show "Eureka" as Zoe Carter. Also former star of Disney Channel's original movie "Go Figure".

jordan is also likes pets, tattoos and diet coke.
We will see more of Jordan Hinson on Eureka.
by macky592 July 9, 2011
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jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.
Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper
by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011
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Jordan

She's a Very Badass Girl. She doesn't open up to people like that. A very Sexy Body Curves Or No Curves still hot as shit.
Pretty Voice. Loyal,kind,Smart,Goofy ASF . She Cares About Her Fam And Friends So if You Fuckin Wit Dem You Fuckin Wit Her. She LOVES I MEAN LOVESSS Anime It Her Fav.She is Sassy At Times Too.She's Like Megan Thee Stallion Twin.
Jayla:Hey Jordan

Jordan:Hey Girl You Lookin Fine As A MF
Jayla:NAHHHH dat Is You
by YourLocalAnimeBaddie098 November 22, 2021
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Jordan

She shares a blood line with that of the Greek Gods. If God created the heavens and earth in six days, Jordan would have completed it in 3. She is a hustler and she gets things done. At her job they call her the Lara Croft of advertising because she makes a treasure out of everything she touches. Her work ethic speaks volumes, but let’s not forget her sense of humor is that of 3 Dave Chapelles and 2 Chris Tuckers combined. Aside from her amazing personality, she can dance like Shakira and Beyoncé combined. You’re blessed if you ever come across a Jordan in your lifetime.
by Jordan37444 November 22, 2021
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Jordan

A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.
Totally pulled a Jordan; I love him but now it smells.
by NotJrdyn November 22, 2021
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Jordan

Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.
Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan
by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021
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