Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.

Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do

by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021

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jordan spivey

The worst type of driver known to mankind

That guy was driving like a real Jordan Spivey

by Trjohns2144 December 19, 2016

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Jordan

my friend
he pretty cool

me: hi
jordan: hi

by Fake Repster November 16, 2021

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She is very and bright in the mind. Jordan is a mix between an introvert and an extrovert. She has some friends but she doesn't have very many. Jordan also doesn't understand personality types. She is short, or else she is average height. She hasn't had any boyfriends, except 1 who basically didn't count, and she had one that she liked and didn't like but people kind of ruined it for her- at least for most Jordan's. Jordan is very pretty and usually pretty fit. She has an open mind and is very happy even though she may not seem that way. Sometimes she is upset or stressed with some things in her life but not normally. She is very kind and CAN NOT make ANY good jokes- they are only funny because of how bad they are. Jordan's LOVE kids, she wants to play with them all the time and she thinks they are super fun. Jordan has pretty long beautiful eyelashes. She is not so good at paying attention though. Although she can still do her homework, it just takes her hours unless she is in a homework vibe or productive, do stuff, get done vibe. Jordan goes through and has lots of different vibes. Jordan likes to play sports, especially swim team.

"Hey look there is Jordan sitting over with Lane!"

"Oh, she just fell off the bench laughing!!"

by Heyheyheyyy1800 February 4, 2021

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