Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and someone else licks it off.

"Dude wheres all the jelly at?"

"Oh, Jimmy used it when he got a blam-jam from Jenny"

"Awesome!"

by Blamjam not Hamjam October 3, 2011

slow jam

Overall term for downtempo, slower songs, usually love-themed.

The term “Slow Jam” was created by The Chicago Defender back in 1961. Radio DJ "R Dub" made the term popular in mainstream radio; his Slow Jams show debuted in 1994 and today it can be heard on over 250 radio stations in 17 countries.

R Dub is playing Slow Jams tonight on my local radio station.

by Angela-Goddess April 19, 2025

Jam

What comes out of a girl when there fuckign moody 😉

Yo how u doing

Fuck off im Jaming

by Bumholey bo September 18, 2020

Jam

An empty jar full of jam. Tastes like your face.

After eating the Jam, Kayla thought nothing would satisfy her more than another jar in her belly.

by happypigeonchicken November 19, 2021

Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.

Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.

by Peadhan September 27, 2024

log jam

A party or gathering with too many guys and not enough girls.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.

Dude this party is a total log jam...there's no chicks.

by zombie mike March 30, 2009