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Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos October 4, 2016
mugGet the Jam Jarmug.

Jammed Finger

The 2# worst pain of all time (next to stubbed toe). When you are playing football and the ball hits the end of your finger and pushes the finger in and sometimes breaks it.
James: Throw me the ball
Kyle: *throws it
James: ah fuck I got a jammed finger
by Skibidi toilet lover November 13, 2023
mugGet the Jammed Fingermug.

No jam

The sentence NJ said to Jimin in a Bangtan Bomb which eventually turned out as an endless meme among the fandom ARMY.
by Llamashiteu February 22, 2017
mugGet the No jammug.

Jam Toucan

The result of stupid rifle shooting cleaning techniques. The Jam Toucan can occur with any forbie half or full. If a person is able to create a Jam Toucan with a half forbie they either have a low IQ or are new to shooting. Full forbies should not be used and so if any person creates a jam toucan with a full forbie they are to be poked for 5 days straight by everyone and everything.
Dude, Sam just did a Jam Toucan!! He's such a Namal!
by The_Rifle_Shooting_Guy June 18, 2018
mugGet the Jam Toucanmug.
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<.7.97.6.>Having A fishbone Jammed your throat, makes individuals feel like they a reign on you, huh, lol.<.7.97.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
mugGet the <.7.97.6.>Having A fishbone Jammed your throat, makes individuals feel like they a reign on you, huh, lol.<.7.97.6.>mug.

jim-jam boobaloo

Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.

Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"

Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 21, 2020
mugGet the jim-jam boobaloomug.

Jam Hall

Well well... If he's calling, you really must not have liked that last round.
Hym "Yeah, the Jam Hall doesn't usually call until I say something like that so, yeah. That's about right."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2025
mugGet the Jam Hallmug.

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