“Do you wanna go back to my apartment and have an Irish Backdoor?”
“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”
“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”
by FuccTheNiners March 8, 2020
Get the The Irish Backdoormug. A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.
(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).
(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).
The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.
by LA Wise July 19, 2025
Get the Irish Haggismug. A buck who on his big night out says he is not going to drink much and will have an early night, whereas, in reality the reverse happens.
Igor is getting married so we took him out for his Bucks' party, we all thought it was going to be a quiet one until the drinking began. Never thought he would turn out to be a Reverse Irish Buck, he was soo drunk he passed out on the way to the wedding.
by Bunny-B-Boy December 16, 2010
Get the Reverse Irish Buckmug. The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
by Dicoto October 4, 2016
Get the Irish Handlebarmug. An traditional act performed every St. Patrick's Day.
On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.
i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.
i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
by AeonicShadow August 2, 2025
Get the Irish Creamsiclemug. When a red-head shoves his fist up a ebonys asshole and grabs there ribcage while trying to rip it out.
by Elijja193 January 14, 2017
Get the irish ribcagemug. by natchoman March 4, 2024
Get the Irishmug.