Persons friend: why the fuck is your search history 'horny' in the urban dictionary?
Person: ;) we can read together
Persons friend: EW WTF GET 500 MILES AWAY FROM ME
Person: ;) we can read together
Persons friend: EW WTF GET 500 MILES AWAY FROM ME
by mintehberri August 7, 2022
Get the Hornymug. When your pussy gets wet, or your dick gets hard when you think about something hot.
You haven't seen your boyfriend in a few days, so you wanted to visit him. You go to his apartment and knock on his door. You get no answer, but you can hear muffled whimpering and panting coming from inside.
You notice how the door is unlocked, so you open it and see your boyfriend sitting on his couch, moaning your name as he jerks off. He was completely naked, his cock stands hard between his muscular legs leaking precum at the sight of you. His hands moved slowly up and down his 9 inch, thick, veiny cock as sweat dripped down his forehead. His sexy abs flex every time he whimpers.
"I-I didn't know you were coming y/n... Please join me, baby..."
He says with a shaky, pleading voice. His hand pumps his cock harder and faster. The sound of his balls bouncing against his hand and the squishy, wet sounds fills your ears.
You haven't seen your boyfriend in a few days, so you wanted to visit him. You go to his apartment and knock on his door. You get no answer, but you can hear muffled whimpering and panting coming from inside.
You notice how the door is unlocked, so you open it and see your boyfriend sitting on his couch, moaning your name as he jerks off. He was completely naked, his cock stands hard between his muscular legs leaking precum at the sight of you. His hands moved slowly up and down his 9 inch, thick, veiny cock as sweat dripped down his forehead. His sexy abs flex every time he whimpers.
"I-I didn't know you were coming y/n... Please join me, baby..."
He says with a shaky, pleading voice. His hand pumps his cock harder and faster. The sound of his balls bouncing against his hand and the squishy, wet sounds fills your ears.
by IWantLeviAckermansBigDick December 21, 2024
Get the Hornymug. by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
Get the Hornymug. Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
by GenderBendr November 12, 2021
Get the horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookiesmug. by Bloodshedj December 27, 2021
Get the Horny Hairstylemug.