Sally's Ginger

As close to an oxymoron as you can get. An abomination with possible apocalyptic ramifications at worst. At best(rare, 1 pair in 220,000,000,000 people) everybody wonders why they're always smiling and can't take their eyes off each other. They are inseparable and unbreakable. They usually stick close to home because they aren't fans of humanity, they're fans of each other. They can often be seen in front of their home having basketball therapy, which usually ends with Sally's Ginger running away and crying. They also enjoy laying on a blanket in the back yard and watching the moon cross the sky or discussing new ways to eat cheesecake... "If the moon were made of cheesecake, would you spit on it?"

Jane- "Did you see that crazy redhead down by the courthouse. That's the third time this week he's been down there panhandling."
Dick- "That red head was Sally's Ginger. Sally must be in some kind of fix... Sounds like he's trying to raise money for bail or fines if he's out this way..."

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

Ginger Jesus

A luscious man with long curly red hair.

Bro! Zach is such a Ginger Jesus man.

by 69bigboi6999999 June 19, 2018

Ginger Virgin

Usually referred to as ‘Tommy’ he is a gay homo who sucked blaine off

You fucking queer you sucked blaine off you ginger virgin

by Chaddy the wool November 29, 2018

National send Gingers nudes day

Starting on the 22nd of April, and ending the 24th of April, it's the couple of days a year you can send any nudes to a ginger.

Hey! Go send (ginger) some pics, it's National send Gingers nudes day!

by Anon489274 April 22, 2024

jack and ginger

Jack Daniels whiskey and ginger ale soda

I will take a jack and ginger

by Susique October 12, 2015

ginger mcnugget

This is a really stupid short ginger kid who won't shut up and complains about everything if u know one of these people I'm sorry

Dude I hope that ginger McNugget doesn't make the team

by Dukehatfetish December 4, 2016

Ginger

A colour that is in no way related to the spice.
A spice that is in no way related to the colour.
Who broke the system?!

Why isn’t ginger ginger?

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 12, 2020