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free blowjob day

Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.
Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.
by Yarster May 8, 2018
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porn free zone

A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)
Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well

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by Mr Peeper June 26, 2016
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Free Pair of Sunglasses

Headbutt someone on the nose giving them 2 black eyes.
Do you want a free pair of sunglasses?
by Wohzza February 5, 2018
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Sugar free shlong

When you fuck a prostitute and don’t pay her
Girl, he gave me sugar free shlong! All shlong, no sugar.
by Chanllie May 11, 2020
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Free Food Scavengers

People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.
I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.
by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012
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Free Pretzel Day

-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.

-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"

Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*

Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
by Thadus June 22, 2011
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Free City of Danzig

Some little weird historical footnote. If you're looking it up on Urban Dictionary you're pretty cool.
You're some Free City of Danzig kid
by Otto of Lombard December 1, 2021
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