wet foot

i have wet foot when i step in water
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foot fetish schizo syndrome

foot fetish schizo syndrome is when a person can only think about peoples bare feet and nothing else. people with foot fetish schizo syndrome often fail at school due to thinking about feet too much and not work, being distracted by foot fetish thoughts. they will start thinking about everythings feet, from katy perry to even donald trump

usally they will fail at life because they keep thinking about the feet of something they dont like, like for example donald trump, a gay man that jacks off on the street, vladimir putin, everytime they try to get rid of the thought, their mind wont let them and forces them to not forget it because of thier scizophenia. they even think about feet being implanetd inside their brain, and when they try to delete it from their brain/stop thinking about it, thier brain will be unable to stop thinking about it and even start sexualizing it, when their brain dosent want to. thinking about suckng, licking, eating, smelling, tasting the thing they dont likes toes. it is physically impossible for them to stop thinking about feet. they often develop fetishes for it and surrender thier mind to it, eventually turning them into degenerates. some stuff they think about r so fuckin cringe i dont even want 2 talk about it.

the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army.
the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army
he now associates feet with brainrot and cringe. his foot fetish no longer prevents him from thinking about or doing something he likes. he now thinks jacking off to feet or thinking about feet is cringe, his coomer level has returned to the state before he had a foot fetish.

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the key to get rid of foot fetish schizo syndrome is to stop wanking to feet, stop thinking about feet, stop worshiping feet, stop consuming foot fetish content, and disassociate feet from your brain. find another hobby, like gaming, or maybe join the US army. its never too late to stop the fetish.

what fetish do i have now? the answer is boobs.
by karlmogus schmitttenzberg October 17, 2024
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Foot helmet

Protection for all the piggies.
Market , beef, and none , all in one..
Yo bro! Slip on those foot helmets! It’s time to get funky and jam
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Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.
Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy
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foot cap

The moment when u find out your girl cant hang out.
He wanna hang out today
her I cant

him ah that's foot cap
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Badger-Foot

Utter tripe. A phrase used to describe the nonsense coming out of someone's mouth.

Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.

Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.
Gerald will you just shut up, you've been talking badger-foot for the last half an hour!

Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 30, 2019
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a twelve foot beachball

A sex position to where the male is blown up the asshole by a female in whish getting buttfucked with a strap-on and farting at the same time.
Omg sarha I totally gave toni a twelve foot beachball lastnight
by Carrie.savage June 08, 2018
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