Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.

Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.

by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023

Fly Like An Eagle

Yeah, think I better get up
Time keeps on slippin'
Into the future
Said
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
I wanna fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
I wanna feed the babies, who can't get enough to eat
Wanna shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet
I wanna house the people, livin' in the street
Oh, yeah there's a solution
Let me fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
I wanna fly, oh, yeah
Fly right into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Time flies don't it baby?
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future, oh
Time flies don't it baby?
Keep on flying, keep on flying, oh
Oh, yeah, yeah
Think I better get up
Don't it baby?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I wanna fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
I wanna fly like an eagle
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly

by Death Menace July 26, 2023

Pulling an Earl

getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality

Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.

by KayAngelic January 1, 2024

southern cleveland eagle steamer

Is when a creative man or woman produces a Southern Eagle while giving a Cleveland Steamer.

Tito Skug is known for his creative scatological performances, including the breathtaking Southern Cleveland Eagle Steamer.

by Poopfuckdickburn April 23, 2024

pull an eagles

get so pissy about someone getting into your rofamily that you decide to scream the n word hard r and then get removed. another way to pull an eagles is to unsuccessfully try and coup your superior.

pom: "yo wtf why is this guy tryna coup me???"
stormy: "he is trying to pull an eagles lmfao"

by stormyxxi May 25, 2024