vietnamese dong

vietnamese official currency name in english.

american dude: "Hey how much is 1 dollar in vietnam currency?"
random vietnamese dude: "100,000 vietnamese dong."
american dude: "dong.😂"

by crischutu07 July 16, 2023

dong slider

A women who simply tends to slide upon dongs.

Jenna: God, Ben looks so good over there, I just wanna smash.
Brenda: Jesus Jenna, you're such a dong slider.

by 4kaDay April 19, 2018

swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

twiddly dong

when you go for a wee and you need to dry your penis but there’s no toilet paper.

BOY1- ‘did you wipe’
BOY2- ‘no i did a twiddly dong’

by millyyyyissillyyyyyy January 1, 2022

salty dong

A German Pretzel

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst

by Sancerredave November 7, 2015

Ding Dong

Commonly spammed in chess tournament chats when Chinese chess grandmaster superstar Ding Liren play an outstanding line.

"d5!!..ding dong"
"Ding Dong!"

by AtomixPrime September 12, 2019

Dong-Ception

The inception of the donkey Kong dong

I hope I don’t get into a dong-ception

by The White Fat Man June 12, 2018