douche bag 

George W. Bush

Donald Rumsfeld

"What a couple of fucking douche bags"

douche bag by Big City February 6, 2008

Douche-it 

To act as a douche bag would (i.e. in a manner consistent with douchebaggery). Used interchangeably with "do shit".

Moron: That douche bag is still wearing his pyjamas but he had time to style his 3 foot faux-hawk and apply 3 coats of fake tan.
You: Why do people douche-it like that?

Douche-it by ChaKyle January 28, 2009

Douche Bag 

Anyone who appears or watches a reality television show.

Hey man, American Idol is on in 5 minutes.

Fuck off mate, that show is full of Douche Bag's

Douche Bag by Ceebus May 17, 2009

douche bag 

a man of great intelligence with a weird obsession with the color purple. he goes by several different aliases and usually roles with a butt buddy at all times. known to suck the life out of a room and offend women with the slightest of ease.

''who is that guy? he totally just killed the party.''

''oh thats adam, hes a real douche bag''

douche bag by pooder =) May 21, 2009

douche bag 

One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.

"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."

"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!

douche bag by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009

Douche Wanderer 

A Douche wanderer, or conversely stated, a wandering douche, is a specific type of d-bag that interjects to make a snide douchy comment that's most likely malicious, and, most importantly, this douche is often a complete stranger or not engrossed in the conversation.

I was skating yesterday and not landing many tricks when a douche wanderer approached me and remarked "nice moves" then walked away snidely laughing aloud.

Douche Wanderer by Ridiculon May 31, 2009

Douche-appaloosa! 

An annoying idiot of the highest order; someone you try to shake, even tell them of your outright distaste for their personage and still they hang around, asking questions and trying to get into conversations. They also tend to lack general, up to date knowledge of daily events and have awkward social skills. You refer to them as 'a group of douches' because they feel like they are more annoying than one person.

'Oh my god, you're such a Douche-appaloosa!'

Douche-appaloosa! by Soul_scion February 11, 2010