Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole

I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

Minimum Daily Motherfucker

A person that doesn't take much to fuck up your day, does it on a daily basis, and has minimum skills.

Jay is the reason I'm up at 10pm working on something he doesn't understand because he wants it in front of the customer tomorrow. He is my Minimum Daily Motherfucker.

by Taraun May 24, 2024

Wisconsin Dairy Farm

A man gets on all fours with a bucket underneath his dick and a woman milks his penis until he cums in the bucket and then she drinks it

My girlfriend gave me a Wisconsin Dairy Farm last night; it was so nice!

by shani indians January 24, 2026

Donaghadee dairylee dunker

When two gay ulster protestants decide to engage in coitus. The act is preformed when one participant lathers their genitals in soft cheese i.e dairylee or philadelphia and proceeds to dip their hard fallace into the often dry mouth or indeed the anal cavity of the unsuspecting ulsterman.

Trevor i hope you enjoy my donaghadee dairylee dunker.
Wow, trevor! I haven't seen that much dairylee on a dunker since sir jefferry decided to diddle me with his dunker.

by Marty countdown March 3, 2026

whoopsie-Daisy

An "accident" dat occurs when a passionate kiss between da cute-'n'-curvy Dukes of Hazzard chick and a certain young eager-and-adoring member of da "area's finest" progresses to something more serious, wif da result dat cousins Bo and Luke also become SECOND cousins, and Uncle Jesse is obliged to assume da additional title of "great uncle". :P

If "Enos' penis" was sticking out "strate" on any occasion when he and his habitually-admired country-girl love-interest were "gettin' it on hot 'n' heavy" in da lips-locking department, there very likely might have been a "whoopsie-Daisy" dat would soon result in said lovely lady's "sticking out down there" herself! :P

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Boss-Dacity

In the workplace, this quality is personified in the individual who becomes the freedom fighter, the leader and the rebellious one, the one that everyone looks to and who brings everyone together...the person who always fights for what's right--and their boss hates them AND loves them for it.

Erika wasted no time, calling out her boss, Rupert, who said, "No, Erika. I know the sun is out, but we cannot 'have work outside!'" Then, Erika marched out of the office, with her laptop, and plonked herself down in the grass outside the office building...and worked. Her co-workers, stared down at her, working outside--in the sun....admiring her Boss-Dacity.

by Camjohn1 November 7, 2024