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court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023
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Courtal

Big Gerthy Penis, with sloppy troppy bootyhole
Your Courtal is huge, babygirl
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Courtigation

Doing something you don’t want to do solely to be polite.
I was courtigated to go to my boss’s birthday party.
I had to eat as many of my grandma’s cookies as I could, it was a courtigation.
by Courteous123321 June 15, 2023
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Courtney

Courtney is the sweetest person you'll ever met. she's super hardworking but always makes time for you. i love her sense of humour and thoughts. she is very compassionate to others and very passionate about everything she's does. Courtney is kind, loving, caring and supportive. Super outgoing and always singing and dancing. She has the best style and beautiful long hair. i love her confidence and the beauty she holds. She will always leave you smiling. Courtney is such a gem, if you meet a courtney then you're lucky .
Person: "omg who's that? i love her confidence!"
Me: "Oh that's Courtney, she's like the best person ever!"
Person "yeah i can see that!"
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Court

An institution created to subtlety further improvish and imprison the poor.

In the American court system you pay for a defense of listen to a public pretender that tries to get you to take a deal. If you can hire a lawyer to represent you won't your being present this is the preferred method. Legal controversy is hippocratic so it just comes down to who has the most money or if you can beat the DA's budget.
I dont have enough money to live in America, the courts there have OJ Simpson going free and a homeless dude doing 6 months for j-walking.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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Courtney

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Courthouse

Ope! Looks like somebody's going for him.
Hym "Somebody's on their way to the courthouse to sue Elon for steal his ideas! Wonder if he's stealing anyone else's ideas while I get eaten alive by flies as a donut slave. Huh!? Not like I've generated billions of dollars or anything. God damn. This FUCKING DOGWATER!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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