Chicken Lotion

Chicken lotion is a term for the practice of creatively using the grease on your hands after consuming a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as lubricant for masturbation because you're too much of a fat fuck to get up and wash your hands.
I got the weirdest boner while I was watching Passion of the Christ last night and the lube was too far away to reach so I just jacked off using my chicken lotion
by mogwaimon April 06, 2020
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Yeosang's chicken

A legend says that no chicken belongs to anyone but Yeosang.

You love chicken? It doesn't matter, now it will be of use to feed Yeosang whenever he wants to and become Yeosang's chicken

Do. Not. Steal. His. Chicken..

Or you will be cursed and will hear a faint drone's noise wherever you try to sleep.
by @Ateez_s_Clown July 25, 2020
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lurking chicken

A prank where one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, flapping their arms like chicken while leaning forward with an intent gaze; often for the purpose of startling someone.
I walked into my bedroom, and Derek was behind the door doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.
by OhFee August 23, 2017
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chicken cottage

Oi Jamal you fuckin druggo wanna get some chicken cottage

yeah boss you mean marijuana
by gungating March 12, 2018
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Chicken hoe

This chicken hoe just said the dumbest thing...
What that chicken hoe say?
Should he chop his hand off...
by lolastyles July 18, 2016
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Dead Chicken

When a chicken is no longer living, it is dead. I hope your chicken is dead

I have no life
CHOP,
Billy: Jenny, the chicken is dead along with our father
Jenny: That chicken is very dead... WOW
Billy: Ya that chicken is dead and is no longer living so it is a Dead Chicken
by LovedemCHICKENS May 29, 2019
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