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Chinese sounding trap

The same premise as a Chinese finger trap, except you use a sounding rod in 2 penises to secure them
Nicholas and Critter took their relationship to the next level and got their dongs caught in a Chinese sounding trap
by lebreezer May 24, 2023
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chinese rapist

uses a cats foot and shoves it up your arse
guy 1: UR GONNA LIKE THIS FOOT UP UR ARSE!!
guy 2: YOU CHINESE RAPIST UAGHHHHH
by daddy papi oooh yaya March 4, 2021
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Chinese Turnpike

Financial slang. Worthless shares in a non -existent company
"We'll sell this mug shares in Chinese turnpikes. "
by Jersey Andy. September 22, 2016
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Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.
My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!
by Cosiner January 12, 2011
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Chinese Flea

A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.
There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.
by nxtdoorbuddy May 12, 2018
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Chinese

An extremely toxic culture based on Confucianism where kids belong to their mother and the mother belongs to the father, and they're treated like slaves according to hierarchy. Also, they have a toxic 996 culture.

Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.

In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.

They're terrible people and a terrible culture.
The Chinese are assholes who only care about face and are slaves to a 3,000 year old nutcase philosopher.
by Random Person 50001 November 2, 2023
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Chinese Finger Trap

When two uncircumcised males put their penis tips together rolling each other's foreskin back and forth to the point of ejaculation.
Timmy and jimmy decided to do the Chinese Finger Trap because they were not sons of Abraham
by Stinbot May 11, 2025
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