by JJthebiggirl September 5, 2019

Car Dealer 1 (after bumping into Car dealer 2)- So, you here to sell some cars?
Car Dealer 2- Cars? This isn't the boat dealership? Wait a second, my wrist monitor is going off, I can't let it go above a certain level or it would be bad for everyone here.
Car Dealer 2- Cars? This isn't the boat dealership? Wait a second, my wrist monitor is going off, I can't let it go above a certain level or it would be bad for everyone here.
by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022

by KingFett September 20, 2014

by Hansolas May 23, 2019

The word Boat is generally used to describe incredibly Floatatious people (people who float very well). As boats don’t need to work to stay above water their incredible floating power compels everyone around them, as it is not normal for people to float.
You: Hey Jerry do you see that inanimate body floating effortlessly in the water?
Jerry: Yeah man he’s such a boat.
Jerry: Yeah man he’s such a boat.
by Urmooom November 16, 2020

by Siltet September 14, 2025

When you shit in the tank of a toilet and listen as someone gags and screams at the sight of the toilet filling up with shit and clogging. otherwise known as the brown boat
by DJxDEFALT May 16, 2015
