ruler biscuit

no one really knows.

"Man hide your money
Hide your dope
And hide your ruler biscuit
It's like so devestated
The way i stay so jaded"
-Andre Nickatina, Coka Cola

by JennyandKenny..andJeff February 7, 2009

Beard Biscuit

Hunks of shit that end up in your beard after performing cunnilingus.

I ate her out last night and ended up with a boat load of 'Beard Biscuits'

by redhatpro January 8, 2009

Gravy Biscut

A Gravy Biscut is when one takes a shit into his sex partners armpit then dips his nut sack into the mixture

In order for the couple to spice up their sex life, they made a gravy biscut

by thecatkilla April 21, 2011

biscuit hoot

Hoots of joy or sadness from the African American Negro.

After receiving his first paycheck from Popeye's, Dushuon let out a biscuit hoot of glee heard 'round the 'hood. But then, this bicuit hoot was followed by a sad biscuit hoot when he realized that half of this check would go to child support, the other half would go to Luigi the rock slanger.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Biscuit?

When you want to be sarcastic with another person about something good that has happened to them, or is going to happen.

Hey, guess what? I got the job!!!

Then you say:

Do you want a biscuit?

by Diaddy January 5, 2008

Flaky Biscuit

When your ejaculate trickles down to your balls, dries, crusts over. You may then allow a girl to eat it off. (Works better if you haven't showered; thus, you will have extra nut butter for the Flaky Biscuit).

"So, did she have some of your flaky biscuit last night?"
"Did you have any nut butter leftover from basketball for your flaky biscuit?"

by Andrew McDodus November 13, 2007

b to the biscuit

Straight up virgin bitch!

Yo! That Rob Lunder is a b to the biscuit.

by TK McShane September 26, 2006