And then I was bacon

Used when telling a story, it describes a feeling or act of uselessness and lack of any goal.

Created by college students with a lot of free time to make stories more entertaining.

I woke up this morning and decided I was going to bacon all day.

I went to In- and out and after that I started drinking, and then I was bacon.

by The kid in the corner December 21, 2010

bacon

Name given to those who sizzle with grease and beg to be braked for

"I Brake for Bacon"

by The NWEB Masters May 23, 2005

English Bacon

Terribly cooked bacon.

Oh god this tastes like English Bacon

by ThisJustDidntHappen August 26, 2011

bacon

Scabs, stagnated/oxided blood over wounds. People commonly pick on them.

"Don't pick on that bacon, or it will never heal properly".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

bacon

A stupid mo'fucker that lives in Lum's closet. Always complaining about his job and bitching about giving away peices of his smokes. He used to reside on the dining room floor but now lives in the storage closer.

You know who is a fuckin tool? Bacon

Hey Bacon, fuck off

by bacon-hater March 10, 2005

bacon

1. the sound and smell made when two overweight (FAT ASS) people fuck.

2. the sound made by a fat woman's pussy when she walks.

1. Did you hear Doc and Ashlyn making bacon??

2. the fat woman's pussy said "baacon, baaacon, baaacon.."

by Gabrielle February 18, 2005

bacon stealers

nickname for mother fucking canadians who come to America for the sole perpose of ruining normal people's lives.

"Hey I just moved here from Canada!"
"You are a mother fucking bacon stealer!"

by Jake Nonigga January 5, 2005