prison ball

This is a variation on the game of American football, the game has the same rules as far as scoring but the little yellow flag does not exist, the ball is played by either a chunk of wood or rock or anything large and heavy. In this game you may bash,hit,strike,assault,smack,kick the shit out of, or any combination of the above with or without the ball. This game is a common Thanksgiving day activity in the redneck states.

I bashed the shit put of my bother-in-law today with the ball while we were playing prison ball

by Dead Man487 November 26, 2009

skirt ball

A man whose balls are hidden beneath a womans skirt . A guy who follows blindly whatever his female partner asks of him .

A man who has female attributes and willingly allows his female partner to orchestrate the relationship . Skirt balls refers to the organ the male having characteristics of a skirt ball . Extensive research indicate mutation in the seminiferous tubules causing formation of skirt-like covering.

Eg. Alisons boyfriend was dubbed a skirt ball in high school as he followed her to every cheerleading practice .

by JBLOPEZ006 December 28, 2010

calloused balls

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous

Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls

by gumless but with brushed teeth January 1, 2011

Bourbon Balls

The inability to ejaculate (cum/jizz) after a period of heavy drinking. This ailment is related to , but seperate from Whiskey Dick, in that the aforementioned only restricts ejaculation, not erection, which it greatly enhances.

She fucked my dick off last night, but I couldn't cum cause I had Bourbon Balls.

by Kentucky Gentleman April 22, 2011

balls drunk

When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't

Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot

by durak night August 7, 2010

balls game

A game in which the word "balls" is shouted as loud as possible in the presence of authority, without them noticing. Popular in middle schools, high schools, and other places of immaturity.

a typical round of the balls game:

Student 1: BALLS
Student 2: BALLS!
Student 3: BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!
Student 1: Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls...
Person with some fucking sense: Shut the fuck up!

by Kenny Blair January 22, 2007

Ball Spike

When the hair on your previously shaven scrotum get stubbly and pokes the inside of your legs

Joe: Man, shaving my balls yesterday was a bad idea. Now I've got some serious ball spike

Chris: Yeah, I know right? Had that last week, it's no fun

by Brosephalosaurus August 17, 2008