Gazelle Da Beast

when a women looks likes a gazelle from afar, but up close she looks like a beast

person 1: yo son, peep this gurl.

person 2: word?

(person 2 turns around, scopes the scene, recognizes what female his friend pointed out. He gets an immediate erection. starts licking his lips. female turns around, fine as fuck. person 2 starts grabbing his junk, she starts licking her lips, there going to....she walks closer

as she approaches, she starts to look like she has vomit for a face, the smell in the room is getting horrible. person 2 looks over at his friend, person 1, like, "wtf?"

person 2: can i help you?

gazelle da beast: whats up?

person 2: nothing much with dank ass smell that you brought over and that lasagna on your face

(after they have some words, person 2 turns to person 1)

person 2: that bitch was gazelle da beast.

by Nick Whole January 2, 2009

beastial

an adjective used to decribe a girl who looks very ugly and manly

That girl is looking beastial with that man-stache.

by Rellef June 25, 2007

ugly oil beast

The last existing Republican President before the people revolted.

Did you see the people slay the ugly oil beast at the end of "Bible: the Movie"?

by Robert J. Blevins August 29, 2006

beasted

1.Drunk as hell, usually involves passing out, making out with randoms, throwing up...

2.Extremely ugly

3. to have done something really well

1.Billy was beasted last night, he passed out on the toilet with his pants down,

2. That bitch is BEASTED!

3. You beasted that bitch in the fight

by Jessica40 April 12, 2007

Beast of Burden

adj. A person so ugly that they are no longer human, but resemble a labor animal

Fong: What would you give that girl?
Fred: HOLY SHIT THAT IS UGLY, MY EYES
Fong: Yea, she's a Beast of Burden

by Cyanm November 22, 2011

beasted

See beasting

You really BEASTED that to BITS!

by Reading_School_Moto February 24, 2003

Beasted

A word typicaly used for when someone pwns someone. Either on an online game or in real life.

Gregory: DUDEEE!!! THAT DUDE JUST BEASTED YOUR ASS!!!

Guy that got beasted upon: I know, I got totaly beasted on, its because i suck.

by Yanisaurus_rex September 10, 2009