Definitions by Jessica40

beasted 

1.Drunk as hell, usually involves passing out, making out with randoms, throwing up...

2.Extremely ugly

3. to have done something really well

1.Billy was beasted last night, he passed out on the toilet with his pants down,

2. That bitch is BEASTED!

3. You beasted that bitch in the fight

beasted by Jessica40 April 12, 2007

slob 

a hot mess, drunken disaster

Chyna was a slob last night. She made out with a beast, dropped her phone in the toilet, and passed out in her own puke and shit.

slob by Jessica40 April 12, 2007