Leo and Johnny just went on a seven day bender last week and missed all of their classes!!
That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!
That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!
by ballsparklers February 4, 2025
Get the alcoholism mug.Alcohol the cause and solution of all of life’s problems: Quoted by the famous Sherlock Holmes, and homer simpson it shows how drinking can temporarily make you forget your troubles… but usually ends up creating even bigger ones. Perfect for anyone who’s learned the hard way that booze is a double-edged sword.
Lee: Bruv, I love drinking beer, it makes me forget all my problems… but next thing you know, you’ve spent loads of money, been sick, lost your wallet, upset your Mrs… and somehow you’ve got even more problems than when you started. LOL.
Frank: Yes, bruv… you know what they say Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems .
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Yes, bruv… you know what they say Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems .
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 3, 2026
Get the Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems mug.Related Words
An alcoholiday is where you don’t go sightseeing but just hang out at bars and drink on your holidays.
by Traceless February 6, 2026
Get the Alcoholiday mug.A master of coffee brewing who approaches the craft with the precision, experimentation, and obsession of a mythical alchemist. Someone who doesn't just "make coffee," but meticulously manipulates variables (grind size, temperature, water chemistry) to extract the ultimate flavor profile. Often associated with the use of advanced tasting tools like the Sensory Compass developed by even0 Coffee Lab. Known in Cantonese as 煉啡術士 (lin6 fe1 seot6 si6).
Did you see John dialing in that single-origin Geisha with his Sensory Compass? The guy isn't just a barista, he's a total alcaffemist.
by even0 Coffee March 5, 2026
Get the Alcaffemist mug.by Tornado boy March 18, 2026
Get the Alcalo mug.Creature that finds you on a Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, claiming he's a sober driver when he is in no state to be one. Drinks at least 15 alcoholic drinks x 3 a week.
by Kian Jones February 11, 2025
Get the Alcoholic mug.An actual piece of shit.
by Anonymous$$$$$ March 28, 2025
Get the Alcon mug.