August

August is the name of the most boring people.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.

-See that weird guy?
-Yeah?
-His name is probably august!
-No doubt!

by Minippman April 23, 2021

August 27th

National Best girlfriend day! Give your gf a gift and celebrate this fun day.

"Hey Olive! Its National Best Gf day today on August 27th! Heres a gift." "Aww tysm. ily 🫶"

by oliverlovesolive August 27, 2023

August 22

National kiss your crush day

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘

by AizelAlikai August 21, 2022

august 5

national fuck ur favorite ex day

you miss them so badly? you get to get down on them for a national holiday on august 5

by hausband August 5, 2023

August Hudson V Nielsen

sexy man!! august such cute baby and i love him

mmmm i love august hudson v nielsen, he’s so sexy!!! -baela

by poopiebutt123 June 1, 2022

August 1

The day i hate

August 1 is the day hell is born

Hell in august 1

by Meand you finnacry July 26, 2022

August 24

Maluf é um imbecil

August 24, o dia em que o maior imbecil nasceu, Maluf é um imbecil

by Definições.com September 9, 2020