Attackive

What I think my wife is, when I get defensive. Though 'Boardgame Apostle' is onto something: it can be a 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆 to defensiveness.

I'd be less defensive if you were less attackive!

by J, Le Frank November 21, 2021

suck attack

When someone comes in to your house, sucks your dick, and calls you gay

My neighbor hit me with a suck attack, and now all my friends think I'm gay

by The Dick Unsucker October 7, 2021

slipper attack

The worst form of torture and the most powerful weapon of all time disguised as simple footwear with its following weapon: dad's belt

A:Hey have you seen C
B:yeah he died of slipper attack
A:poor guy

by panfruit October 11, 2021

Dick Attack

A remix of Demi Lovato's song "Heart Attack".

Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"

by Andypande September 8, 2021

Butch-Attack

Suddenly displaying very masculine behavior, through action or verbally by anyone , who does not usually do so.

"If that queen has a Butch-Attack you better run for the hills."

"Get yer Butch-Attack azz outta here, bitch. I ain't afraid of that bug spray!"

by Archer Ingersoll September 10, 2021

Cyberbullying attack on Negros Occidental

There has been an attack on Negros Occidental of Cyberbullying, threatening on not knowing how to speak English,

the victims are in the following, Ray Owen. Mayreel Tagupa, Irish Ryenne Anne, and also Gaieza Rish, the predators are also in the following, Cristina Madele Gale, Flloyd Nufable, Carl Roniquillo, are more,

occuring time is 9:50 pm, 14/09/2021. Latest Cyberbullying attack on Negros Occidental.

by IM THE MDFKN ASSHOLE September 14, 2021

Gnome attack

When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes

I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively

by Hard at work September 17, 2021