The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal
Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture
*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*
Tips:
- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action
Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)
- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission
*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture
*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*
Tips:
- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action
Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)
- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission
*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
by Dinkky September 09, 2010
It's hard to understand how the relationship could work, given the level to which Chris is anal retentive and the level to which Amy is anal explosive.
by Bob Shmendara April 03, 2006
by T May 25, 2004
A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.
by Adrian October 15, 2003
The act of inserting hot sauce into one's girlfriend's anus promptly before engaging in anal sex with her, which is subsequently followed by her taking a dump on your chest.
by samuel64 June 27, 2009
while buttfucking a girl u do it so hard and so great that between ur cock being inside her ass and ur balls slammings against her clit u give her an orgasm she'll never forget
i was buttfucking this girl last night and before i knew it she was having an anal orgasm and cummed all over my balls and since she was so grateful of the orgasm she decided to lick her cum off my balls
by luckybastard August 01, 2005
by Colin K. April 23, 2006