google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

googled

Another word for "pwned" or "served". Comes from the google verses yahoo competition, where google *clearly* always wins.

Guy 1: Woah, that show off just fell on his butt!
Guy 2: GOOGLED!

by merrillhxo December 31, 2009

google trends

When someone is unaffected by popular gossip / opinion, following instead logic and careful decision.

Have you heard what they have been saying about Sam? Everyone knows he's google trends.

by 2056p June 12, 2012

Google

One of the best search engines to ever exist on the internet. Not only one of the most efficient search engines to ever exist, but Google also has so many results for what is being searched that it is impossible to actually reach the last search result available. Not only that, but Google also is reliable for helping or doing your homework and answering any questions that might come upon anyone's concern

Person 1: "Yo I can't figure out what the meaning of life is..."
Person 2: "Just Google it..."

by 7God December 23, 2016

Google Contribution

The meaning of Google Contributions is using rate and reviews as alternative to pay for certain Items such as food, clothes

Instead of buying food, I used Google Contribution and gave said place a decent review in exchange for food and items.

by TheWon(one) April 26, 2017

Google it

A phrase "karens" use to try to strengthen her stupid claim

Person 1: WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED ROOM? I DONT KNOW YOU AND THE FRONT DOOR IS LOCKED, HOW DID YOU GET IN?

Karen: This is my house, Google it

by Asier Monoga February 16, 2021

Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.

Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021