Pussy Beard

A beard that resides on the pussy. It may be groomed in many different fashions such as a facial beard on men.

Brb big boy I have to groom my pussy beard

by Pussy Magic December 23, 2018

Pink Beard

The result of a man with a white beard performing cunnilingus on a woman while on her period.

Santa totally had mad pink beard after going down on Mrs. Claus.

by kelskilla August 28, 2012

Weak-beard

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.

Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."

by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022

bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants

Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god

by lordsnoww March 6, 2015

Beard

Cunt

Beard is a cunt

by BentWeird February 7, 2024

Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.

Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?

by Beard of Win September 1, 2010

Beard

A beard is easily grown by a woman sitting on a man’s face

Look luke has a beard he must be having fun

by Nejdbensus August 3, 2022