Lick Me

When you want someone to lick you. Pretty straight forward guys.

Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Lick me.
Person 1: What?

Person 2: Lick Me.
Person 1: What you mean?
Person 2: I want you to lick me. like with your tongue. Now.

by JohnAginDawson October 2, 2014

Kick me

Kick me ..

When I’m down ..

Yep 2 to tango ..

But so willing to dance ..

When I ignore ..

It knocks on your door ..

Damn if only that would work with ….

Kick me .. down by the fields of barley

Kick me !

by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

bump me

an invitation for someone to give you a fistbump in the dick

"hey! wanna bump me, bro?"
"sure bro. you're my world."

by deathtime May 1, 2020

Wing Me

A request from one person to another, usually males, asking the person to assist the first in a dating situation (or night out) in search of a companion.

The person asking must only ask when it is truly necessary. The person who is asked must always accept.

Chuck: "Steve... I really need you to wing me tonight."

Steve: "Okay Chuck, you got it bro."

by The Jdahhwg August 8, 2011

Adopt me

Stupid overrated game that is somehow popular

Jared was playing adopt me. He suddenly got a trade request. The person gave him a dog and he gave them some rare pet. Jared screamed and threw his laptop. Mom came over and gave him a mega ass whooping.

by Ultimateidk November 6, 2020

Poking on me

When you harass someone on Facebook with pokes, the equivalent of picking on someone on the internet.

Guy 1) Whats wrong, you seem a little upset?
Guy 2) Aww nothin', it's just that Tom keeps poking on me :'(

by Alexiit101 December 2, 2010

ice me

To present with a diamond ring, usually a large solitare diamond, as an engagement ring.

"Ice me, wife me, you ain't gonna have me."
Lyrics taken from Mary J. Blige song "Enough Crying"

by mda June 11, 2006