not-me-yous

People who constantly deflect accountability and blame other people or things for their problems.
Tom and Britney are a couple of not-me-yous, couldn’t accept any blame in the situation.
by Westonbaur May 17, 2019
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See You Next Tuesday

A low-key way to call someone a cunt. Some people also say “Catch You Next Tuesday”.

C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday
by blondecity April 17, 2023
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Piss off you cunt

Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx
by Jam3sh0mosom December 11, 2023
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Fuck You Tax

Unecesary price increase that goes beyond taxes.
Im tired of the " Fuck You Tax" alongside 25% vat stuff is 5-10% more expensive
by Repic January 10, 2025
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You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.
On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.
by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019
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i told you to smile

If you play a horror game like the mimic and see blood on the door if you open it you will get jumpscared by I told you to smile after that when you sleep you will hear I told you to smile whispering and then at 3 AM you will be killed by I told you to smile and hw will draw a smile on your face with your blood
by Kolby Michael Twndy August 12, 2022
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MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭

• immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you
1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
by ivanappreciator July 01, 2024
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