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Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom
"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"
by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017
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shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"
by -____- January 13, 2005
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shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”
by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021
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Shit

Shit
"Shit"
by i'mgonnashooturschoolup69420 January 28, 2020
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country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.
"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north
by countrypiles August 5, 2016
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shit coat

It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.
Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.
by Koprky March 7, 2011
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Shit

this mean a super hit
i'll shit your ass, you better stop talking shit. i'll put a dent in your forehead . try me keep talking shit
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