you cute doe

Go away with that bull sh*t

I hear what you're saying, "But you cute doe"

by KungfoeyX January 6, 2025

Fuck you showdown

When multiple people say fuck you to each other.

Fuck you Dave, well fuck you Tom, we just had a fuck you showdown.

by cmill7589 January 7, 2025

It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.

"It's not you, it's me" Is total bull crap.

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that

Go fuck yourself and die.

A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

Fuck You Tax

Unecesary price increase that goes beyond taxes.

Im tired of the " Fuck You Tax" alongside 25% vat stuff is 5-10% more expensive

by Repic January 10, 2025

You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".

Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE

by Joao3 January 10, 2025