cowerdly dick

when you're such a pussy that you cant approach women men or yourself and your dick retreats inside of you

hooker: what happened to your dick!!!
guy: i dont know!

friend: he has a cowerdly dick!!

by titty dick sprinkles November 25, 2023

Dick Elevator

The term for ensuring ur mates dick is perfectly bush sculpted by God himself don't let ur bro down now

Chad: Hey dude what u up to today bro
Dillon: Not much just being Brodies dick elevator, u?

by Imala Snow January 7, 2022

dicking of a lifetime

It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.

I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

by Saint Marys Inferno October 6, 2016

Dick

Your such a fucking immature shit if you look up Dick

You’re a fuckin dick

by Skate-skate-mastrobate October 24, 2020

Luka Donkey Dick

Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.

When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick”

by King Yamayama January 27, 2024

dick hockey

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.

Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?

by Blames Johns May 21, 2017

Eating dick

National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.

Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.

Juan:”Why?”

Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”

by anonymous May 2, 2021