My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.

by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020

Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

In my bag

THE MODERN WAY of saying youre in your feelings

friend: ay u good bro?
me: yea bro im just in my bag rn
friend: *sigh* grabs lotion

by zebops August 10, 2020

My sister in law

Someone who’s a whore.

My sister in law married my brother. She is a whore, I bet she doesn’t know who their kids fathers are because let’s face it, she’s a nasty loosy whore hoodrat tramp.

by Bawston69 August 10, 2020

goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony

Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?

by boppo_ August 11, 2020

Kill my peanut

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.

N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.

by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020

Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case

Jazz “ They Took My Balls”
Me “Ofc they would”

by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020