dirty alyias

a person who likes to eat toenail clippings in their free time, but are very handsome and charming.

bro, watch out for him, he may be charming but he’s a dirty alyias.

by AVACADORANCH October 14, 2021

Dirty Nethanel

When a man you met on craigslist to experiment with your newly discovered furry fetish slaps you across the face with his peanut butter coated 12 inch shlong in his basement dressed as a clown and twists your cat tail butt plug counter clockwise until he rams you with a well lubed king sized eggplant while reciting bible scripture.

I don't know Doc, is my asshole supposed to look like that even after a Dirty Nethanel?

by urhotpocketsareready May 6, 2020

Dirty Houston

When you sit in your room of your mothers house for 365 days masturbating with a VR headset into your Pot Noodle.. Then eating the noodles.

Oh there’s another Dirty Houston..

by riverdthecactus September 6, 2021

dirty tapestry

When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.

I finished on my girlfriend, giving her a dirty tapestry.

by FatFroLicker February 19, 2018

dirty levander

A dirty levander is when you beat yo meat while eating cat food

Dawg, tha otha day i straight hit a dirty levander!

by Scobudubu September 8, 2020

Dirty Swazy

doing doggy-style with your lesbian sister while you eat out your best friends ass

We should definitely have a Dirty Swazy tonight.

by bigballsboy193 January 7, 2022

dirty sheng

When a bald headed Asian sticks his head inside a woman’s vagina, causing arousal through the pleasant sensation

I heard that Asian is a master of the old ‘dirty sheng’

by Lil freshly baked bread January 17, 2021