"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
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You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!
You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!
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Get the how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass? mug.A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie
by phil atio April 13, 2008
Get the how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener? mug.2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!:
This word means when an epic lad like Pineapple motivates his fellow friends to do what their supposed to be doing.
It could also mean, when kisser of sisters cat, is having a bad day. And then all of the sudden the most respectable man, aka Pineapple says some random crap.
This word means when an epic lad like Pineapple motivates his fellow friends to do what their supposed to be doing.
It could also mean, when kisser of sisters cat, is having a bad day. And then all of the sudden the most respectable man, aka Pineapple says some random crap.
Kisser of the cats having a bad day
Pineapple: 2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!
Kisser of the cats: Thanks Pineapple, you really motivated me to get my stuff done.
Penguin: Why?
Pineapple: 2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!
Kisser of the cats: Thanks Pineapple, you really motivated me to get my stuff done.
Penguin: Why?
by #BecomeAPlayerToday April 19, 2021
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I am sooooooooo bored that I gonna search up 'Sign up Enter your email to get Urban Word of the Day free every morning.'
Holy shit, whoever defined this is more bored than I am
Holy shit, whoever defined this is more bored than I am
by Notmelol123 February 15, 2022
Get the Sign up Enter your email to get Urban Word of the Day free every morning. mug.A phrase coined by American heavy metal band Pantera in the 1992 track " Regular People. " This phrase simply means a person has their head so far entrenched in their anal cavity that they cannot see the obvious in front of them.
Can be used in any tense past or present.
Can be used in any tense past or present.
"Hey dickhead! You can't see because your heads up your ass!"
Wow, you fucking cunt. You can't see because your heads up your ass."
Wow, you fucking cunt. You can't see because your heads up your ass."
by Microhard726 August 3, 2020
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