oh.. my.. god..

Janice's (from the sit-com FRIENDS) iconic line in the show. Whenever she walks into a room, or appears in a scene, her words are always "oh my god" .

Chandler: Wow this looks like a nice house lets buy it
*Janice walks in*
Janice: oh.. my.. god..

by They were on a break July 14, 2020

Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

That got my sim very tense

What you say when you or someone else says the word frick.

Alphys: TOP 10 SHOWS THAT MAKE YOU FORGET TO DO YOUR FRICKING JOB!
Me: That got my sim very tense

by JayMoneySpamsL2 July 19, 2020

Dongle in my Gucci

Street slang for sex

"Dongle in my Gucci"
- Steve Jobs, Former CEO of apple

by Steve Jobs, Former Apple CEO July 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.

I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020

Felix My Friend

Felix is such a retard, makes fun of everyone and everything. No one likes him. He a loner.

My kid is a retard, OH NO, it’s a Felix My Friend.

by Veckoplanerare July 29, 2020