A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023
Get the Mom's gonna punt you to the moonmug. <.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>mug. After a great marching performance by the band, the band director says, “ Wow, you guys sound great!” Then, I wake up from my dream
by spectre729 July 29, 2019
Get the You guys sound great!mug. I made it a point to remember because I knew that I would be the only one who did. The 15th right? Yep... BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!
Hym "You are welcome! I knew no one else would say anything... Sorry 🤷 ♂️ If retard sex cult doesn't get a response I doubt one lone voice would.... Let's get a head count of lives saved. 1 million? 2 billion? Am I the greatest hero of all time? Probably."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the You are welcomemug. by missestherage November 17, 2021
Get the You on fire girlmug. Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020
Get the Perf... like youmug. 