dirty tortellini

noun - (dirt·y tort·ell·ini)

1. the citation of acknowledging a teammates outlandish behavior

"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "

2. the dirtiest tortellini, dirtier than the dirtiest (sexual innuendo implied)

"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."

"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "

"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."

by dirty tortellini May 4, 2014

Dirty Wontoning

To stick ones ball sack and balls into another person's asshole. The act is dirty wontoning, and the ball sack afterwards is called a "Dirty Wonton".

>Hey, Katie! Wanna make some Chinese tonight?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?

by VexxedIcon May 22, 2014

dirty hookah

Hookah that contains and or is combined with marijuana and sheesha

That dirty hookah got me blazed

by uacoro June 15, 2014

dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

by USDrumer June 25, 2014

dirty cavazos

When a girl shoves a Q-tip up a guys peephole, and swallows the blood that comes out of the penis.

(comes out pink if sperms involved)

"hey dude I went to your sisters how's last night , and she gave me the dirty cavazos

by Love glove June 30, 2014

dirty firebird

When you are having sex with a girl and it is hot n heavy and you feel the erge to cum, but you dont want to finish. So you take a rubberband or you can use your hand an put it tightly around your dick restricting the flow and causing the skin to turn red.

Jim: "I was having sex with Ashley last night and it was so hot i wasnt going to last, so i pulled a dirty firebird."
Chuck:"really? Did it work?"
Jim: " hell yeah"

by Fuckherrightinthepussy12345 July 5, 2014

dirty dirt digglin daryl

someone who will fuck you out of hundreds of dollars for something that should only cost you a couple of dollars . or trick you into paying them to fix and or repair something for way over the estimated cost should be .

home owner : hey i need some plumbing fixed in my basement my pipes are leaking
contractor : ooh OK let me have a look well it looks like you need to pay 3000 dollars for a new water system and stuff .
home owner : well let me think about ill get back to you soon ............. wow what a dirty dirt digglin daryl he is thats way over priced .

by slick over weight willy August 2, 2014