Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

white shit

when you have small feeling when your tummy aches and then when you go to shit only tiny white chunks come out.

not cum

aw dang it my stomach hurts *white shit comes out*

by ishu4 May 14, 2023

Shit duck

a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.

It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both

Oliver looks like the shit duck

by perfectattic December 1, 2022

When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 3, 2022

Shit

The better word for "poo"
The word used if you really gotta take the number 2.

Person 1: OH GOD I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT
Person 2: You can wait
Person 2; WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL

by minty32784932 December 3, 2022

Shit eye

The shit hole, anus, asshole

After i fucked her shit eye my cock was brown, so i foeced her to suck it clean.

by L Unk December 7, 2022

Shit-Velopment

1. When a game developer makes horrible developmental changes to a game.

Guy 1: Hey Epic Games nerfed the pump shotgun!

Guy 2: Hey that’s total shit-velopment

by SuperJetSet December 7, 2022