Rotfl my Waffles

From a Video on Albinoblacksheep.com Rotfl (Roll on the floor laughing) rhymes with waffles so in a song about being pwned and owned the narrator proudly exclaims "Rotfl my Waffles"

Well Rotfl my waffles!

by dickface354 July 5, 2009

Belgian Blue Waffle

A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.

A rather nasty sexual act.

Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."

Joe : o.O

by SuggestionThing June 30, 2011

waffle crapper

when one person thinks someone that is so ugly that they will crap on them whilst sleeping and then leave before he/she wakes up...

Gavin: While Chad was sleeping i rubbed my cummy shit all over his chest.
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper

by Dr. Wendy January 28, 2008

twat waffle

a vagina

"you stupid twat waffle"

by kooljay August 14, 2009

zebra cunt waffle

an asian woman who is not only a bitch but also kind of a whore

"I used to have a crush on Su Lin but I found out that she gave my best friend head right before she hooked up with me and she just used my feelings for her to get invited to parties"
Friend-"Man, she is such a zebra cunt waffle"

by zebracuntwaffle November 29, 2011

vineyard waffle

when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over it like whipped cream

i tied that bitch up and gave her a vineyard waffle and left her there

by Bestmedicevah March 4, 2009

twat waffle

This is a dumb cunt that doesn't know up from down and screws over people 24/7 to get her way.

Gosh that twat waffle just got the answers to the test and started making out with my bestfriend

by Maddux03 May 12, 2009