Two week rule

The two week rule was used by Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt when they were together. It means that they must see each other every two weeks no matter what. Larries believe that Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson also use this rule as their tour dates and other events leave room for it.
Louis: oi oi babe I’ll see you in two weeks ya know what I mean

Harry: Of course Lou the two week rule I know
by Larrystylinson28/09/13 February 19, 2021
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two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.
Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.
by clemstar November 10, 2015
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two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.
by ohhistevie April 07, 2018
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Two-toned Tony

When the head of the penis is lighter than the bottom half of the penis.
by Two-toned tiny December 09, 2020
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Two Tube Transfer

When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.
Omg! Jonathan is so talented, he was fucking me and my girlfriend when he did a two tube transfer!
by batnuts December 01, 2019
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Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.
by Jessi-rose September 03, 2021
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Two way sundae

When 2 buddies having a 3 - some with a female and one of the buddies takes a puff from a joint and blows it into the vagina and the other buddy inhales the rest of the smoke from the vagina
Bro Keagan and i had the best Two way sundae with hottest chic ever on Saturday night
by The sundae guy September 05, 2022
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