by jtrapezius September 11, 2020
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Get the Tony mug.TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.
FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"
Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"
Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"
Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"
Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021
Get the TheLongshot/Toni mug.Toni is a very attractive guy but also a weird one. He is not the sort to dump on anyone but be sure that if he cares about you after a few days he will look for you anyway. He is a great philosopher, he persuades you with his confusing phrases and you don't even know if what he says is true or not. He likes to work and help girls study. He is an independent guy, he’s not the type to let some red-haired girl push him around, but often he allows to be cowered into submission by his friend Daria. He does not often get angry, indeed almost never, he is not a guy who talks back, on the contrary he is always polite, available and understanding, with people who prove to him that they deserve it. He’s funny and always rips you a smile, in any way, through a joke about literature, philosophy or even a sexual topic. He is a good friend, a person who can be trusted, with Toni you never run out of arguments, being an interesting person, there is always something to talk about. This is only a part of all the things that could be said about Toni, so if you find one, keep it tight.
by Daria M. November 20, 2021
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Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
by Diogeknees November 26, 2020
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Get the tony drizzy mug.Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)
Girl: "Do you know Tony?"
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.
by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024
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